Foolish Friday numero uno

So I've decided that on Fridays I shall post some form of foolishness, which would be Things That Make Peri Laugh or at Least Smirk a Bit.

Foolishness abounds on the interwebs.  This is a known fact, yes?  Also, irony is great.  For example, this charming site is the first Google search result when one types "What is this foolishness?!" into the search engine.  I really enjoy the ALL-CAPS, the only-sorta-related photograph at the top, and the underlining to emphasize the wrath of God.  The whole site screams, "What I lack in aesthetic page design I attempt to make up for in varying font sizes and lots of angry drama."  Also, they have - I kid you not - a moving rainbow effect at the top of the site's main page, further confirming the thesis that many homophobes are at least sort of gay.

One day I would like to displace Mr. Angry Homophobe man from his throne at the top of the Google search results, partly because of my desire for people to pay attention to me (do you really want me to juggle skunks?  No?  Then read my blog and save me from a tomato-bath doom) and partly because of a desire to smash out homophobia like a falling disco ball at a Lady Gaga concert that was dropped by a drag queen from atop the crest of a rainbow.

So read my blog and spread it around like glitter, because that stuff is impossible to get rid of.

And yes, I am shamelessly begging for attention right now.